One of the best pick up lines
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. |
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. |
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. |
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. |
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. |
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
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If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. |
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? |
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. |
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. |
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. |
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. |
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? |
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